they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
- I went to the toilet today
- to do my pee pee
- and I chose the third urinal in toilet
- because reasons.
- And whilst unzipping my fly
- this dude came in and stood at the urinal next to me
- and so we had this contest going on to see who could wee faster
- cause the guy who could finish their…
Cat-like reflexes
There’s an old saying in Tennessee, I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee, that says, fool me once, shame on…shame on you. Fool me…You can’t get fooled again.
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Song from album en progress. Witchcraft Valley by Iguanodon.
